Neologism of the Day

Gaydenfreude

Pronunciation: 'gA-d^&n-"froi-d&
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French gai, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German gAhi quick, sudden + German , Freude joy
1 : When your friend comes out to you and you’re think, dude, I knew you were gay five seconds after I first met you;

2 : The hand-rubbing, cackling glee felt upon news that a Republican politician, with a history of supporting anti-gay legislation has plead guilty to solicitation in a men’s airport restroom.

I mean, it’s really almost too much for me to handle. I’ve been practically orgasmic with schadenfreude for the past few days. I mean, getting picked up for solicitation is a terrible way to get outed, unless of course you are a hypocritical, sanctimonious asshole who has made a career out of oppressing the very population he vehemently disavows. So my sympathy is rather non-existent.

So, I am rather looking forward to watching him burn on the pyre of public opinion. Also, it’s rather hysterical that he expects people to apparently believe he was just asking that cop for some toilet paper.