Questions

We make chicken stock, beef stock, vegetable stock, fish stock…why not pork stock?

Holly Golightly — bipolar?

Is there a higher birthrate in certain months of the year?

Edit:

Ok, I should have googled before I wrote about pork stock.  I guess it does exist.  I just have personally never run across a recipe calling for it, or seen it in the supermarket.  Go figure.

Anyway, I thought of another question:  Why do I buy Vogue?  I lose my mind every few months or so and buy an issue, forgetting that

a) I think most haute-couture is ugly

b) not that I can afford to buy it anyway

c) I also don’t care about 19 year olds whose favorite store is Barneys

d) I have never even been to Barney’s

e) though I have been to their outlet store

f) not like I bought anything there, either

g) I am actually rather apalled by 19 year olds who shop exclusive at Barney’s and Screaming Mimi’s (whatever that is) and whose favorite brand is Chloé

h) I have no opinion whatsoever on Chloé

i) except that I can’t afford it

l) I also care about none of the following: the latest handbag trends in Cannes, new liposuction techniques, the new whatever,  the enfant terrible du jour of the fashion world, profiles of socialites and society matriarchs, or pictures of ugly outfits.

In other words, it is completely irrelevant to my life.  And yet I still buy it 3-4 times a year.