A Note to Gym Rats

To:

The Men at My Gym

Re:

Weight Machines

This is a weight machine:

Notice how it doesn’t look like this:

That is all.

Yours with sweat,

Me

P.S. – When you take really, really long breaks between reps and really, really, really long breaks between sets, and when you finally stop posing get off your ass finish so I can use the machine, but not before I have to add another 20 pounds…? Yes, I do mock you in my head.